Me: Eh, you bluetooth me songs now leh...
C: Dun want.
Me: Ok lah, I tell you my surname.
C: What?
Me: You said so many times before and I never say anything right?
C: So it's "Khor" ar?
Me: Hana...
C: I've to buy dinner now, unless you want to go with me.
Me: Tsk. You really will bluetooth me ar?
C: You go with me lah.

C: What if I dun bluetooth you?
Me: I kill you lor. Walk here with you then you dun bluetooth me...

K: Eh, you think I look like how old?
Me: Erm... 30 plus?
K: Got so old meh? You are the first to say so leh.
Me: Ok, so what did the others say?
K: They said I look younger. I really look so old ar?
Me: Aiya... I know your age liao. So ask me not true one.
K: What if you dunno?
Me: Too bad, I know liao. You ask me next life lah... [Though I hope not.]

K: Auntie M, you think I look like how old?
M: [In a very truthful tone] Around 24.
Me: [Laughs till mad] Aiya, you very cao lao.
K: Auntie, 我不跟你好了啦。
M: He look too cao lao lah.
Me: K, auntie also say you cao lao lor.
K: I dun come to work liao lah. I want to quit.
Me: Ok, then reason of quitting - "They think..."
K: "I'm too old."
Me: [Laughs again.]

K: I want to learn piano.
Me: [Laughs in disbelief.]
L: Why you give me that kind of face (脸)?
Me: Sorry lor... I never give you face (面子).
K: But I think I'm too old.
Me: Ya lah.
K: You know piano ar?
Me: Ya.
K: What grade are you?
Me: 5.
CT: I grade 7.
K: Then I grade 8.
Me: Then I diploma.

K: Eh, you got piano?
Me: Yeah.
K: Teach me leh.
Me: Dun want.
C: I go and steal.
Me: Ok lor, if you can carry then you steal...
CT: I got keyboard.
Me: So you know piano?
CT: I grade 7 what...
Me: Ok, so you know piano, but K definitely dunno.

S: Dun cut off the skin. Just wrap it and put scotch tape on it.
C: Eh, you think you wrapping mummy is it?

C: Eh eh eh... how do you pronounce your surname?
Me: I don't want to tell you leh.

C: How do you pronounce "K-H-O-R"?
Me: Dunno leh.
C: Is it "Khor"?
Me: ... ... ...
C: So what do you call a lady whose surname is "K-H-O-R"?
Me: [Thinking what he's up to...]
C: Miss call (Khor).
Me: Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

Me: I Singaporean leh. Why Malaysia call?
C: [Laughs.]
Me: Should be Singapore call.

C: You should change your Christian name.
Me: Dun want.
C: You should change to "Overseas".
Me: I think "International" is better. More classy.
C: Ya hor...

C: You look at that lady.
Me: Why leh?
C: She is pretty mah.
Me: You want to date her?
C: No lah. I just like to admire pretty ladies.
Me: You go and ask for her phone number lah...
C: Ok lah. Then later I go and take order.
Me: Eh, you go and do bill now.
C: You cannot do ar? I want to take order.

C: This is her number.
Me: As if. You write yourself one.
C: Of course I write one lah.
Me: Your head lah. If that's her number, then you'll be beaten, coz her boyfriend is also there lor.
C: That man is her brother. When they finished ordering, I asked if that's her brother, then she said 'Ya'. Then I asked for her number and said it's for survey. Really.
Me: Dun lie to yourself lor.

C: She lied to me. That's her boyfriend. I saw both of them holding hands.
Me: [Laughs] 是你在自己骗自己咯。

Me: Eh, you go and clear the fondue table.
C: Dun want. You clear.
Me: [Runs to the table with a plate and a glass only.]
C: [Snatches the plate and glass from me.]
Me: [Walks to the fondue table.] Eh, come back. You take those 3 glasses also.
C: [Came back and take.]
Me: Can or not. Later you drop then die ar...
C: You were still drinking milk when I started lor...
Me: Wah, you so old liao ar...

C: Eh, go and throw rubbish now.
Me: Huh? So early ar? I thought is throw rubbish when going off.
D: Ok. Then you put rubbish... tomorrow 8 o'clock then come and throw rubbish... Blah, blah and blah.
Me: [Dun understand what joking he... but pretended that it's very funny.]
C: You take the rubbish.
Me: Dun want. You take lah.
WL: Still have the cardboards.
C: Then you take the cardboards.
Me: Ok.